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FIGUEHOA No BFE – No Boyfriend Experience Tee

FIGUEHOA No BFE – No Boyfriend Experience Tee

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This ain’t for the soft-hearted or the ones out here selling dreams. This tee is for the ones who keep it a buck every day, no confusion, no mixed signals. No Boyfriend Experience means exactly that — don’t come looking for cuddles, hand-holding, or fairy-tale dates. That’s not the program.

You’re a player, a pusher of positivity, a gentleman of leisure, a man who handles business — not some emotional support boyfriend on standby. You give guidance, you give game, you give direction… but you don’t give the BFE.

The broken-heart graphic comes in three cold colorways — red/blue, blue/yellow, and blue/green — each one hitting like a statement piece. It’s loud, it’s bold, and it tells her everything she needs to know before she even opens her mouth.

This shirt is for the ones who lead, not chase.
For the ones who stand on business, not feelings.
For the ones who know:
I ain’t your boyfriend — I’m the upgrade.

• FIGUEHOA Lifestyle official piece
• Premium unisex tee
• Multiple colorway options
• Energy loud enough to speak for you

Wear it so you don’t have to repeat yourself.
No BFE. You know the vibe.

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